I got an email today from a golfing buddy and thought I’d share the love. It’s some newly minted golf terms that you can use this weekend when you’re hacking the course up at the local muni. Some are pretty funny. I have seen a few of them passed around before, but a few are new.
*Disclaimer. Some of these terms could be offensive to some people. If you’re easily offended please don’t read past here. If not, use them this weekend*
1. A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
2. A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another
3. A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – butt ugly and in the sand
4. A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ – didn’t quite make it over the water
5. An ‘O.J.’- got away with one
6. A ‘Princess Grace’ – should have used a driver
7. A ‘Princess Di’ – shouldn’t have used the driver
8. A ‘Condom’ – safe, but didn’t feel very good
9. A ‘Brazilian’ – shaved the hole
10. A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ – a little to the right
11. A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ – Way to the left and out of bounds
12. A ‘James Joyce’ – a putt that’s impossible to read
13. A ‘Ted Kennedy’ – goes in the water and jumps out
14. A ‘Pee Wee Herman’ – too much wrist
15. A ‘Sonny Bono’ – straight into the trees
16. A ‘Mickey Mantle’ – a dead yank
17. A ‘Paris Hilton’ – a very expensive hole
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