It’s been a long week, you worked 65 hours this week, yet only got paid for 40. Your rent is late again and you are two months behind on your electricity. Each time your boss comes to your desk, you imagine yourself picking up the stapler and hitting him or her in the back of the head. But now, it’s finally payday Friday, and your buddies want you to meet them at the local watering hole. You instead, have to pass. Why? Because you are going to go to the newest and hippest spa in NYC and get a maincure and pedicure along with a back rub and happy ending…Yes my friends, you are going to Tigress.
Yes if you read “Tigress” and the first thing that popped in your head was Tiger Woods, then you are correct. Mistress #15 (allegedly) has just finished up cosmetology classes and is planning to open a spa in March, named Tigress. The former Playboy model has released a tell-all book titled “The Real Diary of Loredana Jolie.” These chicks just do not give up trying to cash in on their 15 minutes of fame. This one still claims to be Tiger Woods “girlfriend” when in reality she was just a piece of ass.
It seems the ones who reportedly did get paid have fallen off the map, like they are suppose to. But it seems the sleaziest ones still are trying to cash in on this ordeal, thinking they are still relevant. The one thing I want to see so bad is one of these girls slip up just a little bit and exaggerate something in these books or try to cash in on Tiger’s name or symbol and he comes back and sues the crap out of them.
For the 1056th time, nobody cares about you anymore. You were just sex for Tiger. That’s it. Nothing more and a whole lot less than you actually think.